This is somewhat entertaining.

[Llydis]

http://www.nitrome.com/games/parasite/

The first level is pretty easy, I just wonder if it gets more difficult? I just love how the music and world is cheery and fantasy like when all you're trying to do is take over a planet's natural resources with an evil looking squid thing.

[isfet]

it's cute, but not immediately gripping enough to make me want to see if it gets much better. 

[dmauro]

It only has good graphics. I played for a full 4 levels or so without it getting remotely interesting.

[Llydis]

Iunno, I probably just have lower standards for browser based games in general.

[FortNinety]

Ever play this one?

[dmauro]

Oh shi-
I never have actually. I forgot that you got this back online.

edit: I enjoyed just watching the girls get annihilated by ejaculate more than playing the game. The randomness of the patrons needs some tweaking because sometime a stall will go from spotless to destroyed in the time that you're cleaning out another one.

[FortNinety]

Note that this game was made on the very cheap and on the fly, and way back in 2001, so it's hardly perfect (was also the first real programming attempt by my friend Jason). Still, it's easily one of my greatest creations.