there is no facet of this story that isn't baffling

[dhex]

http://gothamist.com/2009/07/20/thugs_crash_sweet_16_parents_sue_ca.php

1) 50k for a sweet sixteen
2) crashing a sweet sixteen
3) beating up someone at a sweet sixteen
4) the creepy, rapey concept of "sweet sixteen"
5) the insane comment thread at gothamis
6) my posting about this
7) and numbering each of my objections in said post

[dmauro]

Don't forget about your avatar! And her twitter post. What does "smh" mean?

[FortNinety]

A quick glance at her Twitter page has a recent post (btw, I refuse to use the technical term, which is called "tweet" which is so unbelievable douchey) in which she gives out her cell phone number for the world to enjoy. Meaning you can call her and ask yourself Dave.

On a side note, a recent client kept ending recent emails with LMK, which I had to look up to know what he meant. I felt kinda foolish, especially given the job that was on hand, which is all internet-y.

[isfet]

i though i mentioned this, but apparently Internet acronyms can vary by culture. smh, for example, means "shaking my head"

[dhex]

there's nothing baffling about ebony's 1985 prediction as to what emmanuel lewis would look like in 15 years, dave.

[dmauro]

Ha, okay, now it's less baffling.
I'm guessing LMK means "let me know", but I couldn't have guessed SMH.

[Fitz]

It really should be "Slap My Ham."

[scratchmonkey]

Alternately, "Slapping My Ham".

[FortNinety]

For whatever reason, I find her Twitter fascinating. Is there any reason why many words that featured the letter "i" has that character repeated twice? Especially given how one has to be super mindful of the character count in Twitter in the first place.