There's also this guy...
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/08/jonah-falcon-man-with-wor_n_412388.html... along with a few key differences:
1. I do have at least one steadily paying gig.
2. I don't live at home (thank fucking God)
3. I'm part Asian, so you all figure out how long my penis is.