"When the Rapture comes, what's to become of your loving pets?"

[FortNinety]

The atheists will take care of Muffin, that's who...

http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/Home_Page.html

[isfet]

wow, that's pretty classic.

[EarlMadness]

That's also not a bad deal considering, should said Rapture occur in 2012, your getting 7-8 years of protection for your pet.

[Fitz]

Jesus isn't one of the scheduled guests for 2012.

[dhex]

no but jesus in the guise of the plumed serpent OW OW MY EAR STOP THAT

[Fitz]

Kukulkan's coming...look busy...

[dmauro]

Yeah they're really going to need some legal text on the website about what counts as rapture.

Also maybe something about what happens when the rapture comes, and you go to their house to take care of their pets and, whoops, they didn't get taken to heaven. Embarrassing!

[isfet]

actually, they have some text about what happens if they arrive at the house and a relative (who wasn't taken to heaven) is still there.  in that case, they say, it's up to the relative whether or not they want to keep the pets.


good times!  i kind of/sort of want to get in on this scheme if it's not a total joke and they're actually making money. 

but i'm a horrible person.