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Title: Internut, Halp!
Post by: FortNinety on July 29, 2009, 11:30:57 PM
aka the place to toss all wacky message board posts, Amazon reviews, and Craigslist ads. I'll start...

http://www.bigguts.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45100&postcount=16


Title: Re: Internut, Halp!
Post by: FortNinety on July 29, 2009, 11:31:59 PM
God bless Amazon reviewers...

http://www.amazon.com/Denon-AKDL1-Dedicated-Link-Cable/product-reviews/B000I1X6PM/ref=cm_cr_dp_all_helpful?ie=UTF8&coliid=&showViewpoints=1&colid=&sor

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Transmission of music data at rates faster than the speed of light seemed convenient, until I realized I was hearing the music before I actually wanted to play it. Apparently Denon forgot how accustomed most of us are to unidirectional time and the general laws of physics. I tried to get used to this effect but hearing songs play before I even realized I was in the mood for them just really screwed up my preconceptions of choice and free will. I'm still having a major existential hangover.


Title: Re: Internut, Halp!
Post by: dhex on July 30, 2009, 11:43:46 AM
i liked this line:

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I keep my music-listening room in a Faraday cage to prevent any interference that could alter my music-listening experience


Title: Re: Internut, Halp!
Post by: FortNinety on August 04, 2009, 03:00:39 PM
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Title: Re: Internut, Halp!
Post by: FortNinety on October 12, 2009, 10:53:35 PM
God bless Yahoo Answers...

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090608135529AA9tO5f


Title: Re: Internut, Halp!
Post by: FortNinety on October 26, 2009, 03:32:46 PM
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Title: Re: Internut, Halp!
Post by: FortNinety on October 27, 2009, 11:59:17 AM
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Title: Re: Internut, Halp!
Post by: FortNinety on October 29, 2009, 01:18:18 PM
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Title: Re: Internut, Halp!
Post by: pilot on October 29, 2009, 02:41:28 PM
Man, that can't be real. Right...?


Title: Re: Internut, Halp!
Post by: dhex on October 29, 2009, 03:21:37 PM
i doubt it's real, but it's funny.


Title: Re: Internut, Halp!
Post by: pilot on October 29, 2009, 03:51:43 PM
Second best entry on his livejournal: http://defenestrate-me.livejournal.com/68315.html


Title: Re: Internut, Halp!
Post by: FortNinety on November 06, 2009, 01:14:27 AM
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Title: Re: Internut, Halp!
Post by: FortNinety on November 11, 2009, 10:08:42 PM
Thank God for Wikipedia...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_of_vampire_traits#Weaknesses


Title: Re: Internut, Halp!
Post by: dmauro on November 11, 2009, 11:21:25 PM
haha, they have Count Chocula in there and it says "Becomes soggy in milk[citation needed]"


Title: Re: Internut, Halp!
Post by: FortNinety on December 09, 2009, 11:51:47 PM
For those who might be interested...

http://www.lulu.com/product/dvd/how-to-hook-up-with-asian-girls/5615545

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What NOT to do if you are a White or Black guy that likes Asians.

... At long last!


Title: Re: Internut, Halp!
Post by: B coma on December 10, 2009, 05:58:32 AM
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whoaaaa


Title: Re: Internut, Halp!
Post by: drozdal on December 12, 2009, 11:49:38 AM
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Title: Re: Internut, Halp!
Post by: FortNinety on December 14, 2009, 01:03:15 AM
Legendary thread indeed...

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191