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« on: July 11, 2009, 12:02:48 PM »

Quote from: Isfet, last night
The hand job's a man's job, but a blow job is YOU job!
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« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2009, 11:48:34 PM »

Quote from: a friend of mine, just online, regarding Otakon, which happens in just a few days
Are they doing AMV iron chef again this year?
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« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2009, 04:42:30 PM »

The HIV vaccine thread reminded me of this one:

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when you have sex with a condom on, you're just fucking a condom

Some guy I knew from NC busted that out one night and even managed to kind of offend some girls I think.
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« Reply #3 on: July 31, 2009, 10:47:36 PM »

Yesterday, I stopped by one of the most annoying Gamestops in the city, imho, because it was close by a party I was going to, and while waiting in line behind these two goobers who weren't even buying anything but just shooting the shit (I'm convinced that the people who shop there primarily have no actual friends, hence why they are dying for any sorts of game conversation in the real world/human contact in general), and once of them screaming out loud:

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ZELDA, YOUR REIGN IS OVA!
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« Reply #4 on: August 01, 2009, 11:00:28 AM »

from that er docs forum i posted in the blogs thread:
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If you come to the ER with a chief complaint of "I got bumps on my dick" I will have to look at your penis. This does not mean I'm "some kind of gayrod" and your comments are definitely not appreciated.
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« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2009, 01:05:07 AM »

Angey said:
God that shit hurts >_O
But I hear from a lot of people that it was well worth it ^_^

Ressethers said
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Alot of people are bonkers.
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« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2009, 01:08:57 AM »

willer said:
what about dargon cock?
yea, thats right, dargon


joshyboii said:

that is just everything


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« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2009, 10:28:52 AM »

Quote from: From the Wallpaper thread on 4chan
Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)06:47 No.2004094

    >>2004087
    everybody knows the bird is the word

>>   Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)07:11 No.2004115

    don' you know about the word?

>>   Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)07:29 No.2004131

    the word is the bird

>>   Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)10:02 No.2004322

    the bird is equal too or greater then the word
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« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2009, 08:01:46 PM »

Quote from: Josh Bernstein of Gut Instinct.com
a happiness adults need booze to replicate.
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« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2010, 09:22:36 PM »

Quote from: Isfet, last night, while driving around Willamsburg
Penis & Vagina's Infinite Cocklips
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« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2010, 10:10:12 PM »

I think it was Cocklist, but yeah, that was awesome, I had forgotten so I'm glad you reminded me.
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