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FortNinety
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« on: August 30, 2009, 11:49:56 AM »

The atheists will take care of Muffin, that's who...

http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/Home_Page.html
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« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2009, 12:02:31 PM »

wow, that's pretty classic.
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« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2009, 01:19:10 PM »

That's also not a bad deal considering, should said Rapture occur in 2012, your getting 7-8 years of protection for your pet.
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« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2009, 02:04:14 PM »

Jesus isn't one of the scheduled guests for 2012.


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« Reply #4 on: August 31, 2009, 05:36:26 PM »

no but jesus in the guise of the plumed serpent OW OW MY EAR STOP THAT
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« Reply #5 on: August 31, 2009, 05:46:48 PM »

Kukulkan's coming...look busy...

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« Reply #6 on: September 01, 2009, 12:08:30 PM »

Yeah they're really going to need some legal text on the website about what counts as rapture.

Also maybe something about what happens when the rapture comes, and you go to their house to take care of their pets and, whoops, they didn't get taken to heaven. Embarrassing!
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« Reply #7 on: September 01, 2009, 12:58:26 PM »

actually, they have some text about what happens if they arrive at the house and a relative (who wasn't taken to heaven) is still there.  in that case, they say, it's up to the relative whether or not they want to keep the pets.


good times!  i kind of/sort of want to get in on this scheme if it's not a total joke and they're actually making money. 

but i'm a horrible person.
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